22 APRIL 2006. SATURDAY. 10:06AM.

Well, lookie here. Wide-awake just 5 hours after returning home from a great night out at Ministry yesterday. Despite reaching out plenty for bourbon last night, i'm surprisingly free of a hangover today. Phew! Had a awesome time as usual, some Norwegian folk tried to kick start a conversation in his limited english, and failed to convince me that his very drunk friend was indeed trying to catch my eye. Bullshit, his hands were flapping all over on the floor, he wouldn't be seeing straight for long enough to catching anything in his eyes. I gave up trying to hold a conversation after awhile, i had difficulties explaining what i was trying to say and the bar was a far more interesting option. I'm staying low key for the rest of my trip, though i did find myself tempted to return to the Crazy Horse Paris cabaret for some decor envy. We stumbled into the cabaret lounge last night, and got invited in for a browse. The rooms were so opulent and beautiful, i just want to go back and sit under the red chandeliers and sip Moet champagne. But now i need to do start the juices flowing and work up an appetite for the final legs of my buffet extravaganza. Happy weekend!