09 MAY 2006. TUESDAY. 10:01PM.

Things I do at work when the Boss gives me a new job description to tackle which i have never done before professionally :

1. I procrastinate.

2. I try out new tattoo designs on myself with Artline 200 pen in Fine 0.4.

3. I take my time to tell my dad how well he is doing with his camera skills each time he sends me batchloads of photos of the little guy.

4. I hover over the charity chocolate box and settle on a man-size Picnic bar after eating my chocolate sundae for lunch (ooooh, do i hear stress eating bells ringing?).

5. I re-establish my interest on world affairs by reading CNN, BBC, CNBC, ABC, CBS, and head straight for the Entertainment link.

6. I pick a spot on the wall and tune out, hoping the meditation might just bring on a spurt of new ideas.

7. I hope if this thing screws up, i still have my old job description back.