23 OCTOBER 2006. MONDAY. 10:12PM.

It was a huge weekend bender down south, back to the pimptastic beach house we have for free the second year in a row. I can get soooooo darn used to this luxury. We got in on friday night and the alcoholic debauchery begun. We could have started a bar and charge people for cover. We had all sorts of spirits and beers as far away as Belgium, and then there was the ale that tasted like smoked bacon. Ewww! But not as ewwwww as the soysagues (veggo sausages) we grilled up. They tasted like cardboard and tofu. We watched an amazing lightning storm unfold in front of us, thankfully drowning the racket we were causing from the neighbors. I held my own till i could drink no more, by 2am i crawled into bed with a splitting headache while the drinking continued well into the next morning. Saturday was spent trying to smooth out the hangover pains, watch tv on the plasmas and start drinking again. I took some time out to explore the beach in front of us, some of the guys went out and came back with fresh fish. Yum. As if driving back at 6:30am on sunday was not tiring enough, 4 hours later i jumped into the shower and headed out for dim sum with friends, followed by a a few hours of shopping in the city. I crawled into bed last night at 10 feeling like i just ran a marathon ... not that i really know how that feels. PHOTOS HERE THAT DO NOT ENTIRELY REPRESENT THE GOING-ONS OF THE WEEKEND THAT WENT.