04 FEBRUARY 2009. WEDNESDAY. 09:27PM

Where will my $950 stimulus package go?

- Buying DVDs to complete my box set of Will & Grace, or

- Keeping up with the times ... my tv goes digital, or

- A plane ticket to see snow, or

- A new tattoo, or

- This sexy beast, or

- Another round at Jacksons ...

But judging from the number of blue jeans i have, i think i have done my part stimulating the economy. The money stays in the bank.

If we ever get it.