12 JANUARY 2010. TUESDAY. 09:03PM

On my first day back at work, i survived on 4 hours of sleep after a flight delay, terrible service (and food but i have long learnt to live with that. Oh look, it was exactly the same meal i had 2 years ago) on my Qantas flight and arriving home with insomnia.

On my second day back at work, I woke up to the alarm and then went back to sleep. Uh-oh late for work. When i finally got to work, i wrote Qantas an email with much restraint on profanities and threats. Instead i told them this is my first ever corporate complaint letter and imagine how seriously shitty the experience was for me to take the time to do this. Then i went to stock up my empty fridge and found the comeback of the 2 best tastin' colas ever!